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The very first ever Blonde GUY joke!????

PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:13 am
by Leonidas
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work

on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch

and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and

cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I

get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again!

If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and

cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his

death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd

known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never

would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos

or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.

Wait for it .....It's really worth it .....

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The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He made his own lunch."

PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:38 am
by dms007
Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
Her boyfriend was also blonde

Re: The very first ever Blonde GUY joke!????

PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:30 pm
by The Italian
Leonidas wrote: a Blonde Guy "



Funny very funny
But I still think blond is the best hair colour.

Re: The very first ever Blonde GUY joke!????

PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:18 pm
by Leonidas
The Italian wrote:
Leonidas wrote: a Blonde Guy "



Funny very funny
But I still think blond is the best hair colour.


I'm not disagreeing with you. Have to admit though. They ARE being picked on more than others. :D

Re: The very first ever Blonde GUY joke!????

PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:13 pm
by The Italian
Leonidas wrote:
The Italian wrote:
Leonidas wrote: a Blonde Guy "



Funny very funny
But I still think blond is the best hair colour.


I'm not disagreeing with you. Have to admit though. They ARE being picked on more than others. :D


From a woman’s point of view I believe that blonds look more approachable that the dark and sometimes handsome variety so it is easier to tease them manipulate them, fancy or generally have a laugh with them.