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Are you a forum adolescent ? A cosmo style questionnaire.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:19 am
by erolz66
Do you call other people cunts ?
    A - never
    B - very rarely
    c - more than very rarely

Do you goad, taunt and call out forum members that have not been on the forum for months or years ?
    A - never
    B - very rarely
    C - more than very rarely

Do you 'big up' yourself, self declaring your powers to 'crush' and 'destroy' others ?
    A - never
    B - very rarely
    C - more than very rarely

Do you taunt others by referring to their mothers ?
    A - never
    B - very rarely
    C - more than very rarely

Do you enjoy narratives in the style of 'confessions of a window cleaner' ?
    A - not at all
    B - a bit
    C - a lot

Do you patronise others with phrases like 'best wait for the children to go to bed' ?
    A - never
    B - very rarely
    C - more than very rarely

Do you express a gratuitous intolerance for and dislike of people with a sexual orientation other than heterosexual ?
    A - never
    B - very rarely
    C - more than very rarely

Do you try and wind other people up for laughs ?
    A - never
    B - very rarely
    C - more than very rarely


Score one point for A, three points for B and 5 points for C

Results

8 - 16 points
    If you are under 21 years of age , then well done you show a forum maturity beyond your years. If you are over 21 years of age then you show a normal level of forum maturity

17-25 points
    If you are under 21 years of age then you show a forum maturity that is normal for you age but you could do better. If you are over 21 years of age then you should do better

26 points or higher
    If you are under 21 years of age you should do better. If you are over 21 years of age then it is time to get real

Re: Are you a forum adolescent ? A cosmo style questionnaire

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 10:15 am
by supporttheunderdog
Luv It. good call.

15 - I do admit to winding some up, hence I gave myself a c for the last one....and a "b" for the first questions as I do think of some of "c*nts".

Re: Are you a forum adolescent ? A cosmo style questionnaire

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 10:23 am
by erolz66
supporttheunderdog wrote:Luv It. good call.

15 - I do admit to winding some up, hence I gave myself a c for the last one....and a "b" for the first questions as I do think of some of "c*nts".


Glad you found it entertaining. I have a few points spare which I might yet spend on the 'c' question ;)

Re: Are you a forum adolescent ? A cosmo style questionnaire

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 12:34 pm
by Sotos
15... if we include 3 points from the first question which is a word I apparently only used against somebody once... its just not my preferred swear word. I personally like pussies ;)

Re: Are you a forum adolescent ? A cosmo style questionnaire

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 1:11 pm
by Get Real!
Hello? What’s this... another competition??? :?

OMG, I gotta win this!!! :D


Erol is a poo pants!
Erol is a poo pants!
Erol is a poo pants!
Erol is a poo pants!
Erol is a poo pants!
Erol is a poo pants!
Erol is a poo pants!
Erol is a poo pants!
Erol is a poo pants!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Are you a forum adolescent ? A cosmo style questionnaire

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 1:30 pm
by Get Real!
Anyway, it’s good to see Erol get into funny/silly threads because a bit of stupidity and laughter soothe the soul.

There’s nothing wrong with having funny threads and serious ones running side by side simultaneously, for a bit of a break in the routine.

Humorous threads serve to bond forum members. :)

Re: Are you a forum adolescent ? A cosmo style questionnaire

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 1:34 pm
by erolz66
Get Real! wrote:Anyway, it’s good to see Erol get into funny/silly threads because a bit of stupidity and laughter soothe the soul.

There’s nothing wrong with having funny threads and serious ones running side by side simultaneously, for a bit of a break in the routine.

Humorous threads serve to bond forum members. :)


A - never
B - very rarely
C - more than very rarely

Re: Are you a forum adolescent ? A cosmo style questionnaire

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:45 pm
by Londonrake
I'm trying to work out my score but get confused. If I quote somebody who has called me a cunt does that count as a cunt? And, did those two cunts add to my score? Sorry - 3. :?

Re: Are you a forum adolescent ? A cosmo style questionnaire

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 5:58 am
by DT.
erolz66 wrote:
Get Real! wrote:Anyway, it’s good to see Erol get into funny/silly threads because a bit of stupidity and laughter soothe the soul.

There’s nothing wrong with having funny threads and serious ones running side by side simultaneously, for a bit of a break in the routine.

Humorous threads serve to bond forum members. :)


A - never
B - very rarely
C - more than very rarely


People really don’t read! :lol:

Re: Are you a forum adolescent ? A cosmo style questionnaire

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:46 am
by miltiades
In all of my years on this forum I have never used the word c..t. in fact I dont think I have never used bad language unless some fucking idiot provokes me.!!!