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CORONA ADVISORY

PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 9:21 pm
by CrookedRiverGuy
The Symptoms of the Corona Virus are:
1. Sweating
2. Weakness
3. Diarrhoea
4. Stomach pain

Basically the same kind of feeling you get when you see your other half checking your phone.

Re: CORONA ADVISORY

PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 10:34 pm
by Kikapu
:lol:
CrookedRiverGuy wrote:The Symptoms of the Corona Virus are:
1. Sweating
2. Weakness
3. Diarrhoea
4. Stomach pain

Basically the same kind of feeling you get when you see your other half checking your phone.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: CORONA ADVISORY

PostPosted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 10:01 am
by Londonrake
CrookedRiverGuy wrote:The Symptoms of the Corona Virus are:
1. Sweating
2. Weakness
3. Diarrhoea
4. Stomach pain

Basically the same kind of feeling you get when you see your other half checking your phone.


Or most Sunday mornings. :lol:

Re: CORONA ADVISORY

PostPosted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 10:09 am
by miltiades
All of those symptoms I have experienced over half a century, but I have discovered the right antidote. It works like a dream and sends me to ....sleep :lol:

Re: CORONA ADVISORY

PostPosted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 10:32 am
by Londonrake
miltiades wrote:All of those symptoms I have experienced over half a century, but I have discovered the right antidote. It works like a dream and sends me to ....sleep :lol:


Yes!


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Re: CORONA ADVISORY

PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 9:40 am
by CBBB
Londonrake wrote:
miltiades wrote:All of those symptoms I have experienced over half a century, but I have discovered the right antidote. It works like a dream and sends me to ....sleep :lol:


Yes!


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I'm self medicating!

Re: CORONA ADVISORY

PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 10:04 am
by Londonrake
CBBB wrote:
Londonrake wrote:
miltiades wrote:All of those symptoms I have experienced over half a century, but I have discovered the right antidote. It works like a dream and sends me to ....sleep :lol:


Yes!


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I'm self medicating!



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Re: CORONA ADVISORY

PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 2:16 pm
by Paphitis
Sometimes I think the markets over react.

We have 1 death and they behave like its Armageddon and Black Plague as if its gonna wipe out half the world's population... :?

Seems to be sensationalized hype.

Re: CORONA ADVISORY

PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 2:41 pm
by CrookedRiverGuy
Paphitis wrote:Seems to be sensationalized hype.


Exactly, and that is why this ended up in the joke section :wink:

However, a worst case scenario for the monarchy of Australia could be half a million casualties. Oooops - forgot - this is the joke section

Re: CORONA ADVISORY

PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 2:56 pm
by Londonrake
If the Chinese would stop eating absolutely everything - often raw - sometimes including its entrails, the world would be a safer place.