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Advanced medicine

PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 2:28 pm
by CrookedRiverGuy
A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."

The German doctor replies: "That's nothing, in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."

The Russian doctor replies: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."

The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. A few years ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.

Re: Advanced medicine

PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 2:30 pm
by CrookedRiverGuy
Pardon the double post - it happened faster than the US president is able to spew out silly statements :wink:

Re: Advanced medicine

PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 2:48 pm
by Paphitis
CrookedRiverGuy wrote:Pardon the double post - it happened faster than the US president is able to spew out silly statements :wink:


Oly thing he is the most sane world leader around and doing a great job for Umerika!

(Practicing me umerikan accent) 8)

Re: Advanced medicine

PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 3:07 pm
by miltiades
CrookedRiverGuy wrote:Pardon the double post - it happened faster than the US president is able to spew out silly statements :wink:

Only a brainless idiot would consider Tramp? Not Trump, as a world leader. Whst comes to mind is a blind man leading the blind !! No wonder he and our own
..clown are in love !! Never in the history of Western politics have two absolute.idiots reached their respective offices.

Re: Advanced medicine

PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 3:08 pm
by Paphitis
miltiades wrote:
CrookedRiverGuy wrote:Pardon the double post - it happened faster than the US president is able to spew out silly statements :wink:

Only a brainless idiot would consider Tramp? Not Trump, as a world leader. Whst comes to mind is a blind man leading the blind !! No wonder he and our own
..clown are in love !! Never in the history of Western politics have two absolute.idiots reached their respective offices.


HE IS the world leader!

And ever since Boris took over, the Brits have got closure and certainty.

Are you guys sick of losing yet and getting everything wrong?

Re: Advanced medicine

PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 7:20 am
by miltiades
Mate, stop sitting on your brains, ....arsehole !!

Re: Advanced medicine

PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 1:37 pm
by Paphitis
miltiades wrote:Mate, stop sitting on your brains, ....arsehole !!


You are a very disturbed human being.

I really feel sorry for you.

I hope you stay safe in your isolation.

Re: Advanced medicine

PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 1:46 pm
by miltiades
Paphitis wrote:
miltiades wrote:Mate, stop sitting on your brains, ....arsehole !!


You are a very disturbed human being.

I really feel sorry for you.

I hope you stay safe in your isolation.

The whole world, the medical and scientific world refer to this virus as Covid 19, corona virus decease, one fucking idiot namely POUTTOS calls it Chinese flu and another fucking idiot, namely The General, copies what the Pouttos says, in orher words one fucking idiot concurring with another !!

Re: Advanced medicine

PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 3:21 pm
by Paphitis
miltiades wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
miltiades wrote:Mate, stop sitting on your brains, ....arsehole !!


You are a very disturbed human being.

I really feel sorry for you.

I hope you stay safe in your isolation.

The whole world, the medical and scientific world refer to this virus as Covid 19, corona virus decease, one fucking idiot namely POUTTOS calls it Chinese flu and another fucking idiot, namely The General, copies what the Pouttos says, in orher words one fucking idiot concurring with another !!


I'm not the whole world and I know a lot of people who insist on referring to China Virus, especially in Australia.

We have had a gut-full of China. They would have to be the most hated country in the world at the moment.

No offense of course to the people. Plenty of wonderful Chinese people in Australia. It's the regime we are not liking for various reasons. And we hold them responsible for this mess.

The politically correct mainstream media are not representing the true feelings of the people. By now I would have thought you would have worked it out for yourself after Trump, BREXIT, Scott Morrison etc etc. Whatever the media are saying it's like in one ear and out the other. Whatever the polls say is like the kiss of death today. The 24 hour news cycle has destroyed the establishment and globalism, because after a while, people don't like being talked down to or herded like cattle and sheep.

The difference between you and I is that you conform. I only conform to the law, not with my thoughts. If I read something I will deeply analyze it and look for corroborating evidence, and also look for the alternative viewpoints no matter the criticism. You are just wanting vindication and virtue points.

Re: Advanced medicine

PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:02 pm
by CrookedRiverGuy
Paphitis wrote:If I read something I will deeply analyze it and look for corroborating evidence, and also look for the alternative viewpoints no matter the criticism.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You just made my day - thank you!!!


Truly the best joke in this section ever!