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An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle so I guess I am."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."

A little while later, a couple sat down next to the old cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, " i always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

ehe...... ehe..

no straight man is normal, if he does not want to be a lesbian

a famous quote by a british comedian:
"I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body".

nas
disclaimer: it may be found attributed to someone else. but hey...

nasos007 wrote:a famous quote by a british comedian:
"I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body".

nas
disclaimer: it may be found attributed to someone else. but hey...

bur hey................. it IS trye lol.

"I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body".

Good one!

"Introductions are tricky in a lesbian relationship. It's a word game. To my friends she's my lover, to strangers and family members in denial she's my roommate, to Jehovah's Witnesses at the door she's my lesbian sex slave, and to my mother she's Jewish and that's all that matters."
- Denise McCanles