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THE DIRTY MIND TEST:

PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:24 am
by Leonidas
(I wonder who will pass!!!!!)

1. What is a four letter word that ends in K and means the same as intercourse?
2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3. What can you find in a man’s pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much, they often blow it?
4. What word starts with F and ends with UCK?
5. Name five words that are each four letters long, ends in UNT. One of which is a word for a woman?
6. What does a dog do that you can step into?
7. What four letter word begins with F and ends with K, and if you can’t get one you can use your hands?
8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
9. What four letter word ends it IT and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
10. What is it that all men have one of, is longer on some men, the pope doesn’t use his, and a man gives to his wife after they are married?


Well guess I know what you were all thinking……. The answers are:
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1.TALK
2.LEGS
3.A £10 NOTE
4.FIRETRUCK
5. BUNT, HUNT, RUNT, PUNT, AUNT.
6. PANTS
7. FORK
8. A SNICKERS BAR
9. GRIT
10. THEIR SURNAME.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:18 am
by Zaynah
BRAVO!!!....Leonidas
i passed with flying colours.. :shock:.. :lol: .. 8)

PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:00 pm
by Leonidas
Zaynah wrote:BRAVO!!!....Leonidas
i passed with flying colours.. :shock:.. :lol: .. 8)


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You are not married then !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:01 pm
by bacardi
Oops I must need my mind washing out with soap and water - I only got 2 out of 10

PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:03 pm
by Leonidas
bacardi wrote:Oops I must need my mind washing out with soap and water - I only got 2 out of 10


Better than I did LOL

PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:18 pm
by bacardi
Oh well so Im not the only one who automatically thinks of the rude versions then....

PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:42 pm
by Leonidas
bacardi wrote:Oh well so Im not the only one who automatically thinks of the rude versions then....


IS there another version than "dirty"??? LOL

PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:12 am
by Zaynah
YES!!!...Leonidas
i am MARRIED.. to IVAN.. 8)

i only like to enjoy good jokes like the next person
i have an open mind but am not a perv!!.. :shock:
i like humor.. :P ...thats all
...soo without question...please let me enjoy

ivan gets to enjoy and experience what is in my mind everyday..... :lol: :lol:.. :oops:

PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:17 am
by Leonidas
Zaynah wrote:YES!!!...Leonidas
i am MARRIED.. to IVAN.. 8)

i only like to enjoy good jokes like the next person
i have an open mind but am not a perv!!.. :shock:
i like humor.. :P ...thats all
...soo without question...please let me enjoy

ivan gets to enjoy and experience what is in my mind everyday..... :lol: :lol:.. :oops:




:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I think you misread my comment. It was not negative.

Well I am glad you are enjoying Zaynah.
My results was 1 out of 10.
So I DO have a dirty mind. :wink: