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A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM
AND SAY'S HELLO.

HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER
FROM, SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?"
TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."

NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS
WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY
THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING,
WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED ME WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP
MY BUTT?".

SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR DAUGHTER'S MATH TEACHER

Boom boom! That was funny - I wasn't expecting that ending or maybe I'm just losing it?

Rude Gal wrote:Boom boom! That was funny - I wasn't expecting that ending or maybe I'm just losing it?

Had to read it a second time myself. Then again. My mind was expecting something else too.

do we speek Engrish?

stuff wrote:do we speek Engrish?

I speeky de Engrish ya man. Yo speeky de Engrish aldo?

why do ı always suprise u these days leo?you always use that bloody shocked emotican ...

nevermind

stuff wrote:why do ı always suprise u these days leo?you always use that bloody shocked emotican ...

nevermind

That was not you sweetie. Was MY Engrish

this is for you
aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnd

see?ı am a real Engrish ..

stuff wrote:see?ı am a real Engrish ..

mmmmmmmmmmmm LOL I would think not.

We need more emoticons. I vote for a strike till we get more choice! ok, feel good cos I extended by emoticon vocabularly. May have bugger all to do with my comments , but feels good to use some new ones...

But more variety would help.

OK. That's it. The CYprus Problem has got to me. I'm crackin up : and the "view more" buttons frozen.

I give up