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PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:31 pm
by brother
A cowboy at a bar orders three mugs of beer and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender tells him, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The cowboy replies, "I know. But that's OK. I have two brothers. One is in Billings, the other in Helena. I'm in Great Falls. When we left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender tells him it is a nice custom. The cowboy becomes a regular, and always orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day he comes in and orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "We don't want to intrude on your grief, but we wanted to offer our condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains.

"It's just that my wife has made me give up drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though."

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:33 pm
by brother
An old cowboy came riding into town on a hot and dusty day.

The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet away.

The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss right on the horse's backside.

He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk, and walked towards the swinging doors of the saloon.

"Hold on, Mister, did I just see what I think I just saw?" the sheriff asked.

"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some chapped lips."

"And that cures them?"

"Nope, but it stops me from lickin' em."

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