BEAVER
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:36 pmAn 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The
doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt
better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you
think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have
an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never
misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a
hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.
When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of
water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots
rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"
The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds
into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt
better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you
think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have
an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never
misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a
hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.
When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of
water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots
rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"
The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds
into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
