MEN STRIKE BACK.............
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:53 pmThe time has finally come...
>> Men strike back! ! ! ! ! !
>>
>> How many men does it take to open a beer?
>> None. It should be opened when she brings it.
>>
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>> Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
>>Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
>>probably never
>> be able to support you.
>>
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>> Why do women have smaller feet than men?
>> It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
>> them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
>>
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>> How do you know when a woman is about to say something
>>smart?
>> When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me."
>>
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>> How do you fix a woman's watch?
>> You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
>>
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>> Why do men fart more than women?
>> Because women can't shut up long enough to
>> build up the required pressure.
>>
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>> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
>>at the
>> front door, who do you let in first?
>> The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
>>
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>> What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
>> A woman who won't do what she's told
>>
>>
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>> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
>> a woman's sex drive by 90%.
>> It's called a Wedding Cake.
>>
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>> Why do men die before their wives?
>> They want to.
>>
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>> Women will never be equal to men until they can
>> walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
>> gut, and still think they are sexy.
>>
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>> In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
>> Then God created Man and rested.
>> Then God created Woman.
>> Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. Boy ain't this the
>>truth!
>> Men strike back! ! ! ! ! !
>>
>> How many men does it take to open a beer?
>> None. It should be opened when she brings it.
>>
>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
>>Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
>>probably never
>> be able to support you.
>>
>>--------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Why do women have smaller feet than men?
>> It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
>> them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
>>
>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>> How do you know when a woman is about to say something
>>smart?
>> When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me."
>>
>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>> How do you fix a woman's watch?
>> You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
>>
>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Why do men fart more than women?
>> Because women can't shut up long enough to
>> build up the required pressure.
>>
>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
>>at the
>> front door, who do you let in first?
>> The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
>>
>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>> What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
>> A woman who won't do what she's told
>>
>>
>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
>> a woman's sex drive by 90%.
>> It's called a Wedding Cake.
>>
>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Why do men die before their wives?
>> They want to.
>>
>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Women will never be equal to men until they can
>> walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
>> gut, and still think they are sexy.
>>
>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>> In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
>> Then God created Man and rested.
>> Then God created Woman.
>> Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. Boy ain't this the
>>truth!
