The vital question!
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| Marina2005 |
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour
operation.
A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to
wash your hands and feet."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown,holds his penis in
one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look and
says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says slowly, "That was very nice
but listen very, very closely! Are... my...test...results...back?"
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| Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:18 pm |
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| cannedmoose |
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| Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:20 pm |
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| Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:23 pm |
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| cannedmoose |
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What's that all about Bro? 
P.S. Hope everyone's busy watching 'Vaticam' on the BBC site, V.exciting picture of a chimney! |
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| Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:29 pm |
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That meant on a bit of a downer and that joke tickled my fancy and made me smile.  |
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| Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:30 pm |
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oohhh....and can't take my eyes of the vatican chimney in case i miss the white smoke moment when the new pope is elected.  |
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| Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:32 pm |
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| cannedmoose |
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I'm personally amazed how many people are in St. Peter's Square watching it 
I thought your little animation was someone humping a confused person... 
P.S. Since you provided me with the figures Bro, any TC-perspective insights on this? http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.php?t=1690&start=10 |
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| Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:34 pm |
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Obviousley they have jobs which allow them all the time in the world for this, wish i had a job like that.  |
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