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The vital question!

Postby Marina2005 » Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:31 am

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour
operation.

A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to
wash your hands and feet."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"

Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown,holds his penis in
one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look and
says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says slowly, "That was very nice
but listen very, very closely! Are... my...test...results...back?"

:oops:
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Postby cannedmoose » Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:18 am

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Postby brother » Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:20 am

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Postby cannedmoose » Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:23 am

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What's that all about Bro? :?

P.S. Hope everyone's busy watching 'Vaticam' on the BBC site, V.exciting picture of a chimney!
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Postby brother » Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:29 am

That meant on a bit of a downer and that joke tickled my fancy and made me smile. :D
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Postby brother » Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:30 am

oohhh....and can't take my eyes of the vatican chimney in case i miss the white smoke moment when the new pope is elected. 8)
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Postby cannedmoose » Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:32 am

I'm personally amazed how many people are in St. Peter's Square watching it :shock:

I thought your little animation was someone humping a confused person... :lol:

P.S. Since you provided me with the figures Bro, any TC-perspective insights on this? http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.p ... 0&start=10
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Postby brother » Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:34 am

Obviousley they have jobs which allow them all the time in the world for this, wish i had a job like that. :cry:
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