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Ideal Solutions to the Cyprus Problem

Propose and discuss specific solutions to aspects of the Cyprus Problem

What is the best solution to the Cyprus problem?

Stay how it is
1
8%
Officially separate and north Cyprus accepted as its own country
1
8%
Re-join and live together
5
42%
Move out all Turks that are residing in Cyprus
1
8%
Move out all Greeks and Cypriots that are residing in Cyprus
4
33%
 
Total votes : 12

Ideal Solutions to the Cyprus Problem

Postby Leon » Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:27 pm

Some may be harsh and cruel, but you can stay anonymous if you like, but I'd like to know what you really think.
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Postby magikthrill » Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:31 pm

FIRST OF ALL
how do the first and second differ?

second of all what do you mean by turks, greeks and cypriots?
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Postby Murtaza » Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:37 pm

magikthrill wrote:FIRST OF ALL
how do the first and second differ?

second of all what do you mean by turks, greeks and cypriots?


LOL maybe greeks and donkeys(acording to denktas)?
Leon noone have problem with only cypriots (with donkey).
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Postby cannedmoose » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:13 pm

I've got another solution, move everyone off the island and let the donkeys, cats and moufflon take over... they'll probably do a better job.
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Postby Alexandros Lordos » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:34 pm

How about this solution? All GCs go to Greece, all TCs go to Turkey, all Jews from Israel come to Cyprus, which will then be declared to be a Jewish State, and what is now Israel becomes the state of Palestine. That way, the Cyprus Problem and the problems of the middle east are all solved in one master stroke!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Bananiot » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:51 pm

Murtaza, you might like to know that the story with the donkeys was first said by Makarios. Thus, it is wrongly perceived that the father of this quote is Denktas. He just agreed strongly with Makarios on this one but, of course, they were both dead wrong, once again.
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Postby suetoniuspaulinus » Sun Jun 05, 2005 7:23 pm

Alexandros Lordos wrote:How about this solution? All GCs go to Greece, all TCs go to Turkey, all Jews from Israel come to Cyprus, which will then be declared to be a Jewish State, and what is now Israel becomes the state of Palestine. That way, the Cyprus Problem and the problems of the middle east are all solved in one master stroke!

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Mr Lordos

Not so far from the truth. At one time it was suggested to an Ottoman Emperor that Cyprus indeed be given as a homeland for the Jews by his Grand Vizier. Needless to say it never transpired.
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Postby cannedmoose » Sun Jun 05, 2005 8:24 pm

Alexandros Lordos wrote:How about this solution? All GCs go to Greece, all TCs go to Turkey, all Jews from Israel come to Cyprus, which will then be declared to be a Jewish State, and what is now Israel becomes the state of Palestine. That way, the Cyprus Problem and the problems of the middle east are all solved in one master stroke!

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Mr. Lordos for UN Sec Gen anyone? :lol:
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Postby magikthrill » Sun Jun 05, 2005 8:27 pm

i just want to mention that any GC who believes a mass migration of GCs to Greece will be viewed by my xenophobic cocitizens in a good way are disillusioned.
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Postby cannedmoose » Sun Jun 05, 2005 8:32 pm

magikthrill wrote:i just want to mention that any GC who believes a mass migration of GCs to Greece will be viewed by my xenophobic cocitizens in a good way are disillusioned.


Seems my nomination of Alex for UNSG may have been slightly premature... :lol:

But Thrill, surely you could make room for them on Crete... if my parents-in-law were moved there I'd be over the moon, love Crete... :D
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