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[2fan]

Dude you're getting ripped off by your Turkish friend. Byzantine Greek for pick up lines?

[magikthrill]

actually i know nothing of byzantine greek so technically hes getting ripped off also he was upposed to teahc me basics but somehow all i can remember are the pick up lines

[2fan]

:lol:

i thought that " you are very nice" and "you should see me in bed" were much more subtle but i like yours too

cant wait to use them.

i have the approach ready:

-nassilsin?
(point to myself)-Yunan
-Malzemesini verde bebek yapalim

ill either get a woman cracking up or get slapped in the face

Trust me it works. I used that line in Istanbul many times with a 75% connection rate.

[magikthrill]

also he has sent me pictures of his very hot sister but thats supposed to be a secret so shhhhhhhhhhh

[2fan]

also he has sent me pictures of his very hot sister but thats supposed to be a secret so shhhhhhhhhhh

I can't believe I'm giving away all my trade secrets but here is another one.

When you go to a bar in Greece or Cyprus take a good friend along with you and act like you don't speak the native language.

Send drinks over to your targets and have your friend or cousin translate for you. I promise you this works.

[magikthrill]

hahahaha i love it. only problem is greeks speak english.

maybe ill try it in the states, eve nthough the girls there are so easy theres no point.

[2fan]

hahahaha i love it. only problem is greeks speak english.

maybe ill try it in the states, eve nthough the girls there are so easy theres no point.

Most turks in istanbul speak english too.. but ya gotta find the hotties that don't. It's worth the trouble.

[2fan]

I just realised that everyone is reading this thread. I was just kidding!

[petethegreek]

also he has sent me pictures of his very hot sister but thats supposed to be a secret so shhhhhhhhhhh

I can't believe I'm giving away all my trade secrets but here is another one.

When you go to a bar in Greece or Cyprus take a good friend along with you and act like you don't speak the native language.

Send drinks over to your targets and have your friend or cousin translate for you. I promise you this works.

Have u ever tried any of ur jokes on them?

Wot were the results if u have?

[2fan]

also he has sent me pictures of his very hot sister but thats supposed to be a secret so shhhhhhhhhhh

I can't believe I'm giving away all my trade secrets but here is another one.

When you go to a bar in Greece or Cyprus take a good friend along with you and act like you don't speak the native language.

Send drinks over to your targets and have your friend or cousin translate for you. I promise you this works.

Have u ever tried any of ur jokes on them?

Wot were the results if u have?

FYI Pete:

I have tried my jokes on them and the reactions varied. The most common one however was a blank stare into space.