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Postby SSBubbles » Tue Dec 28, 2010 7:41 pm

denizaksulu wrote:Image
Now that is offensive
:lol:


I think that it is a pretty gate :lol:
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Postby SSBubbles » Tue Dec 28, 2010 7:42 pm

Cap wrote:Who is that next to Deniz... I'm guessing GR?


You guess well sir 8)
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Postby denizaksulu » Tue Dec 28, 2010 8:06 pm

And the offensive item is in GR's hand :twisted:
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Postby denizaksulu » Tue Dec 28, 2010 8:07 pm

SSBubbles wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:Image
Now that is offensive
:lol:


I think that it is a pretty gate :lol:
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St. Hilarion Castle :lol:
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Postby SSBubbles » Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:18 am

denizaksulu wrote:St. Hilarion Castle :lol:


There are lots of steps there - my poor knees! :(
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Postby denizaksulu » Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:18 pm

We went there about four o'clock in the afternoon and the site was closed f*s. (sorry). They expect visitors to climbs those stones in the mid-day heat. Madness. :lol:
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Postby SSBubbles » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:17 pm

denizaksulu wrote:We went there about four o'clock in the afternoon and the site was closed f*s. (sorry). They expect visitors to climbs those stones in the mid-day heat. Madness. :lol:


Einai Kypro! :lol:
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Postby denizaksulu » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:21 pm

SSBubbles wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:We went there about four o'clock in the afternoon and the site was closed f*s. (sorry). They expect visitors to climbs those stones in the mid-day heat. Madness. :lol:


Einai Kypro! :lol:



Inda bou lali? :lol:
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Postby SSBubbles » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:24 pm

denizaksulu wrote:Inda bou lali? :lol:


:? Signome
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Postby CBBB » Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:45 pm

Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing.

I thought she was dead until I saw the red spot on her forehead, and realised she was just on standby.

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Just fostered a Muslim kid.

All 4 cans hit him right on the back of the head.

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Got a right beating last night by a 6ft 7in black bloke

All I said was, golly you're tall.

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Last week me and this Indian from work decided to have a moustache and beard growing competition.

I still can't believe she won.

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They've had to cancel the pantomime 'jack & the beanstalk', in Birmingham, Oldham, Bradford, Burnley, Leicester & Luton:

because the giant couldn't smell any Englishmen.

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Muslim terrorists have gone on the rampage in Bradford, killing anyone who's English.

Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5.

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Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away" but since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!
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