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[SSBubbles]

Now that is offensive

I think that it is a pretty gate
(where were you?)

[SSBubbles]

Who is that next to Deniz... I'm guessing GR?

You guess well sir

[denizaksulu]

And the offensive item is in GR's hand

[denizaksulu]

Now that is offensive

I think that it is a pretty gate
(where were you?)

St. Hilarion Castle

[SSBubbles]

St. Hilarion Castle

There are lots of steps there - my poor knees!

[denizaksulu]

We went there about four o'clock in the afternoon and the site was closed f*s. (sorry). They expect visitors to climbs those stones in the mid-day heat. Madness.

[SSBubbles]

We went there about four o'clock in the afternoon and the site was closed f*s. (sorry). They expect visitors to climbs those stones in the mid-day heat. Madness.

Einai Kypro!

[denizaksulu]

We went there about four o'clock in the afternoon and the site was closed f*s. (sorry). They expect visitors to climbs those stones in the mid-day heat. Madness.

Einai Kypro!

Inda bou lali?

[SSBubbles]

Inda bou lali?

Signome

[CBBB]

Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing.

I thought she was dead until I saw the red spot on her forehead, and realised she was just on standby.

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Just fostered a Muslim kid.

All 4 cans hit him right on the back of the head.

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Got a right beating last night by a 6ft 7in black bloke

All I said was, golly you're tall.

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Last week me and this Indian from work decided to have a moustache and beard growing competition.

I still can't believe she won.

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They've had to cancel the pantomime 'jack & the beanstalk', in Birmingham, Oldham, Bradford, Burnley, Leicester & Luton:

because the giant couldn't smell any Englishmen.

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Muslim terrorists have gone on the rampage in Bradford, killing anyone who's English.

Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5.

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Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away" but since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!