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Postby theodosia » Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:22 am

GreekIslandGirl wrote:Theodosia, is that your English side or your Greek side coming out? :D

Or, some weird mix of the two ... :)

:lol: :lol: :lol: im half greek,half irish and born in england...so god knows what side is coming out :D :wink:
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Postby theodosia » Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:25 am

How do me define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your landry done for free.
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Postby theodosia » Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:26 am

What's the quickest way to get rid of 190 pounds of ugly fat?
Divorce him.
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Postby theodosia » Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:38 am

What makes men chase woman they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intetion of driving.
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Postby theodosia » Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:41 am

What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?
Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
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Postby theodosia » Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:46 am

two orange's running down the street one stopped, why?
Because it run out of juice.
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Re: theodosia has some jokes

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:51 am

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GreekIslandGirl wrote:Theodosia, is that your English side or your Greek side coming out? :D

Or, some weird mix of the two ... :)

:lol: :lol: :lol: im half greek,half irish and born in england...so god knows what side is coming out :D :wink:


OMG Another one! :D This has got to be the most common mix for Brit-diaspora Greeks.

It must be the similarities between riverdancing and syrtaki. The Stavros Flatley phenomenon. :)
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Re: theodosia has some jokes

Postby theodosia » Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:29 pm

I have 3 friends who are half irish and half greek....you greeks just love us irish ;-) ;-)
but we both love to talk, laugh, and eat!
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Postby GreekIslandGirl » Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:34 pm

I have some beloved half-Irish kin. Personally, I have opened the Scottish branch. :)
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Postby theodosia » Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:56 pm

GreekIslandGirl wrote:I have some beloved half-Irish kin. Personally, I have opened the Scottish branch. :)

omg...irish and scottish, where is the bar and the dance floor! good times :lol: :lol: :D :D
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