theodosia has some jokes
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Re: theodosia has some jokes
by theodosia » Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:35 pm
Men don't get lost- they simply discover alternative destinations.
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Re: theodosia has some jokes
by theodosia » Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:37 pm
Moses wandered in the desert for 40 years.
He wouldn't ask for directions either.
He wouldn't ask for directions either.
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Re: theodosia has some jokes
by barouti » Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:39 pm
How do you blind a woman?
You put a windshield in front of her.
You put a windshield in front of her.
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Re: theodosia has some jokes
by theodosia » Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:42 pm
barouti wrote:
we also look in the mirrow, check our hair, makeup and straighten our clothes and spray some perfume.-
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Re: theodosia has some jokes
by barouti » Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:49 pm
theodosia wrote:
And gossip...you forgot to mention you also gossip in there.
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'Thanks', replied Eve.' What is it called'? God smiled back as he answered, 'Multiple orgasms'.
Yeah, that's true. But us guys, well, one is all we really need before we go bragging to the whole wide world...Sex jokes:
Why do women fake orgasms ? Because they think men care.
Why did God give women orgasms? So they've got something else to moan about!
Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can't stand to see a man having a good time.
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Re: theodosia has some jokes
by theodosia » Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:29 pm
barouti wrote:theodosia wrote:
And gossip...you forgot to mention you also gossip in there.
Re:'Thanks', replied Eve.' What is it called'? God smiled back as he answered, 'Multiple orgasms'.
Sex jokes:
Why do women fake orgasms ? Because they think men care.
Why did God give women orgasms? So they've got something else to moan about!
Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can't stand to see a man having a good time.
nothing like a good gossip, sometimes about men
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Re: theodosia has some jokes
by wyoming cowboy » Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:59 pm
Why are Jewish women reluctant to perform oral sex?
They refuse to get close to a gas chamber....
They refuse to get close to a gas chamber....
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Re: theodosia has some jokes
by theodosia » Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:22 pm
'Why don't we change positions tonight'? he asked.' Good idea!' she said, 'you stand at the kitchen sink and I'll sit on the sofa and fart'.
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Re: theodosia has some jokes
by GreekIslandGirl » Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:30 pm
Theodosia, is that your English side or your Greek side coming out? 
Or, some weird mix of the two ...
Or, some weird mix of the two ...
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