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Postby theodosia » Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:31 am

They say 50% of all marriages end in divorce. That's not as bad as it sounds, considering that the other 50% end in death.
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Postby theodosia » Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:34 am

In the begining, God created earth and rested. Then god created man and rested. Then god created woman. Since then, neither god nor man has rested.
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Re: theodosia has some jokes

Postby Get Real! » Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:03 pm

theodosia wrote:In the begining, God created earth and rested. Then god created man and rested. Then god created woman. Since then, neither god nor man has rested.

God has sex? :?
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Re: theodosia has some jokes

Postby theodosia » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:26 pm

Get Real! wrote:
theodosia wrote:In the begining, God created earth and rested. Then god created man and rested. Then god created woman. Since then, neither god nor man has rested.

God has sex? :?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: maybe :oops:
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Re: theodosia has some jokes

Postby B25 » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:29 pm

theodosia wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
theodosia wrote:In the begining, God created earth and rested. Then god created man and rested. Then god created woman. Since then, neither god nor man has rested.

God has sex? :?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: maybe :oops:

He menas Gender, only a naughty mind would think that. :lol: :lol: Maybe you are looking for a BF.
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Re: theodosia has some jokes

Postby theodosia » Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:21 pm

aha..yes i understand, but to be fair it could be read either way. And nooooooooo im not looking for a boyfriend hahaha...
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Re: theodosia has some jokes

Postby theodosia » Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:33 pm

If a man is writhing on your bed, gasping for air and calling your name,you didn't hold the pillow over his face for long enough. :twisted:
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Re: theodosia has some jokes

Postby wyoming cowboy » Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:38 pm

theodosia wrote:In the begining, God created earth and rested. Then god created man and rested. Then god created woman. Since then, neither god nor man has rested.

Oh ... I get it, God is busy writing down the sins that man commits with women around... :lol: pretty good anecdote
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Re: theodosia has some jokes

Postby theodosia » Wed Jul 11, 2012 7:23 pm

wyoming cowboy wrote:
theodosia wrote:In the begining, God created earth and rested. Then god created man and rested. Then god created woman. Since then, neither god nor man has rested.

Oh ... I get it, God is busy writing down the sins that man commits with women around... :lol: pretty good anecdote

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: theodosia has some jokes

Postby theodosia » Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:51 pm

2 indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder insteed of cocaine. Both were rushed to hospital...one's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka.
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