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Re: Ayia napa & limassol

Postby Lordo » Sun Jul 03, 2016 4:23 pm

CrookedRiverGuy wrote:
Ahmd wrote:Deat guys,
I didnt get a useful answer really, so please if can anyone help i woild be grateful


I don't really think anyone here cares too much about your physical needs. Why don't you simply stay at home and have yourself a mut'a - it should be just as good as any foreign brothel, eh?

do you mean moucho - that is article 31.
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Re: Ayia napa & limassol

Postby Get Real! » Sun Jul 03, 2016 4:32 pm

Ahmd wrote:Deat guys,
I didnt get a useful answer really, so please if can anyone help i woild be grateful

Nobody can answer your question because there are too many places for entertainment in Napa… in fact the entire town is like a mini Las Vegas. That’s all they do there… eat, drink, smoke, dance, and a whole bunch of stupid things later when they’re all drunk.

Just make sure you don’t drink to the level where you think you are Conan and take on a gang of local males or you’ll end up in hospital ruining your holiday.
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Re: Ayia napa & limassol

Postby Cap » Sun Jul 03, 2016 5:41 pm

Dude, it's Napa.

It's like going to Vegas and asking for the nearest casino.


You'll find all you will need by following the crazed masses from one place to the next.
It's a mass of confusion and alcohol fueled madness accompanied by copious amounts of free unadulterated sex.
In Napa you don't go to a brothel, it IS a brothel.
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Re: Ayia napa & limassol

Postby Cap » Sun Jul 03, 2016 7:31 pm

It is what it is...

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Re: Ayia napa & limassol

Postby supporttheunderdog » Sun Jul 03, 2016 7:32 pm

What amazes me is that people still bother coming here to ask serious questions about Cyprus, bearing in mind in my view the majority of current active members are a bunch of oddballs, :D ......... which is maybe why I feel so at home here..... :D :D
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Re: Ayia napa & limassol

Postby Schnauzer » Sun Jul 03, 2016 7:35 pm

CrookedRiverGuy wrote:
Ahmd wrote:Deat guys,
I didnt get a useful answer really, so please if can anyone help i woild be grateful


Get yourself up to the Turkish occupied regions and there you will find all the facilities you require, you will have great fun providing you don't mind running the risk of catching a dose of the pox.

If you bat for the other side, you will be deluged with offers BUT, take care, you might get stabbed in the arse if you upset anyone. :lol:
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Re: Ayia napa & limassol

Postby Get Real! » Sun Jul 03, 2016 9:52 pm

supporttheunderdog wrote:.. which is maybe why I feel so at home here..... :D :D

:lol:
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Re: Ayia napa & limassol

Postby repulsewarrior » Sun Jul 03, 2016 11:57 pm

...Limassol is a harbor town, with the reputation that goes with that. You will find it more cosmopolitan; accordingly naive and rude behaviour is less in view, than a party town like Ayia Napa, and less tolerated socially.

You are welcome to enjoy yourself, each of the regions have their unique and distinct qualities, there are many choices, sexually speaking too, and in terms of meeting interesting people.

...but child, and female exploitation exists as a scourge to Cypriots, you are not with Cypriots but with criminals, if that is what you are looking for, that too, is offered to "tourists".
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Re: Ayia napa & limassol

Postby kurupetos » Mon Jul 04, 2016 12:17 am

Lordo wrote:
CrookedRiverGuy wrote:
Ahmd wrote:Deat guys,
I didnt get a useful answer really, so please if can anyone help i woild be grateful


I don't really think anyone here cares too much about your physical needs. Why don't you simply stay at home and have yourself a mut'a - it should be just as good as any foreign brothel, eh?

do you mean moucho - that is article 31.

You know everything about it, kuz. :lol:
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Re: Ayia napa & limassol

Postby Ahmd » Mon Jul 04, 2016 9:09 pm

Thanks guys for your sufficient answers :)
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