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by **simonwjones** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:29 am

Never tell your lady where your going - this way she will never ask!!!

by **GorillaGal** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:13 am

simonwjones wrote:Never tell your lady where your going - this way she will never ask!!!

i wouldn't count on her being your lady long if you treated her like that.
i have an ex-husband, in part, for just that reason.

by **queenslander** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:40 pm

I would not recommend introducing her as your 'lady friend' either, that might bite you on the ass

by **Hazza** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:50 pm

whats wrong with a little bite on the ass??:P

by **queenslander** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:02 pm

I suppose it depends on who's biting who but I didn't mean it that way, I meant it the other way

by **Hazza** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:30 pm

A bite on the dick?? what kind of kinky pervert are you??

by **RRichie** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:31 pm

simonwjones wrote:Never tell your lady where your going - this way she will never ask!!!

I told mine exactly where I was going and then I went.
:lol:

by **simonwjones** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:17 pm

queenslander wrote:I would not recommend introducing her as your 'lady friend' either, that might bite you on the ass

Too right there - you want live it down!

by **queenslander** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:14 am

Hopefully

But I doubt it

by **The Microphone** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:51 pm

Tell her where u r going....if she moans.....go anyway... she should be in the kitchen cooking and washing anyway! That Pankhurst tart has a lot to answer for!!!

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