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[IcyNoAngel]

The wife of a programmer tells him to go to the supermarket and get 10 eggs, if they have salami, take 2.
The programmer comes back home with 2 eggs.

Here's how he is thinking (if I have errors in my code, please send them by e-mail - for used functions refer to documentation of Going To The Super Market Programming )

include("superMarketFunctions.php");

function goToByEggs($eggs, $what) {
if(exists($what) {
$eggs = 2;
}
$result = buy($eggs);
if($result == 1) {
goBackHome();
} else {
runbackUpPlan();
goBackHome();
}
return 1;
}
goToByEggs(10, "Salami");

[twinkle]

I don't understand....Do you have to speak "Geek" ???:D

[IcyNoAngel]

Definitely and Chinese too

[webbo]

how about gobbledygook?

Bubbles x

[Tracy369]

It's simple.
If Supermarket does not sell salami get 10 eggs.
If Supermarket sells salami get 2 eggs.
Test for salami is positive therefore acquire pair of eggs.

[Eric dayi]

The wife of a programmer tells him to go to the supermarket and get 10 eggs, if they have salami, take 2.
The programmer comes back home with 2 eggs.

Here's how he is thinking (if I have errors in my code, please send them by e-mail - for used functions refer to documentation of Going To The Super Market Programming )

include("superMarketFunctions.php");

function goToByEggs($eggs, $what) {
if(exists($what) {
$eggs = 2;
}
$result = buy($eggs);
if($result == 1) {
goBackHome();
} else {
runbackUpPlan();
goBackHome();
}
return 1;
}
goToByEggs(10, "Salami");

It's the wives fault, don't blame the guy.