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[webbo]

This one is very wise words indeed and applies all


On the way home from the pub...
...*always* go for a pee before you set off.

Trust me, home's further than you remember.

[pantheman]

This one is very wise words indeed and applies all


On the way home from the pub...
...*always* go for a pee before you set off.

Trust me, home's further than you remember.

Are you kidding, its easier to go in your neighbours doorway or garden.

After flowers need watering especially in cyprus.

Keep em coming Webbo.

[Eliko]

Depends on how much you have had to drink, If you end up in a strange house, the wardrobe in the middle of the night is the usual option.

[The Microphone]

Talking of home being further away than you remember, I recall a story about a bloke, who got so ratted, on the way home from the pub he walked?? around on a patch of scrub, then tripped over his own feet and landed arse up in the middle of the road, cutting his head at the same time. He was eventually helped home by a good samaritan and pushed through the door. I cant for the life of me remember where it came from but I swear its true! Its was the 4 pirouettes on the scrub that lengthened the journey. That and the 'one forward and two back'