“Hello” said the little girl…. “Piss off” the bird squawked, slightly disturbed the mother tries to ignore the comment and says “Who’s a pretty boy”….. “Big tits, Big tits” the bird noddingly replies.
The father is disgusted by the bird’s response and threatens it… “You stop your foul expletives or I’ll put you in the freezer” the bird squawkingly replies… “Big nose, wank chops, willy dribble”..
That’s it!, so the father takes the parrot and throws him in the freezer…… Ten minutes pass and the father opens the freezer door, the bird is shaking from the cold.
“Are you going to stop this disgusting and unacceptable language?”…… The bird looks around in the freezer responds, “I’m so sorry for my terrible language and offensive comments, your daughter is very sweet, your wife very pretty and you sir, are handsome”
The father amazed said… “I’m pleased you’ve learnt your lesson” and the bird finally replies,
“So am I…………… By the way, what did the chicken do?”
Flipflop....
Good one 
You joined while I was back home. Welcome, hope you enjoy 
Use * instead of typing the full word, it is better. 
included find in quite distasteful and unnecessary 
