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The German that wanted to become French

Postby GreekGod » Sun Apr 10, 2005 9:10 am

Some German guy wanted to become French, and was told by his doctor that the only way he could do so is to have half his brain removed. One day he decides to go to the surgeon to proceed with the operation. “Doc, I came to have the operation,” he says. “As you know I’ll have to remove half of your brain”, the surgeon replies.
The surgeon proceeds with the operation. Two hours pass after he is done with the operation and the patient wakes up. “Listen”, says the doctor, “I am really sorry but I accidentally removed 80% of your brain”. The patient looks at him and says, “en pirazi re koumpare!”.
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Postby magikthrill » Mon Apr 11, 2005 12:45 am

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby brother » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:20 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby cannedmoose » Mon Apr 11, 2005 12:00 pm

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Postby brother » Mon Apr 11, 2005 12:03 pm

moosey dude where have you been hiding, is everything cool and you back now. :D
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Postby cannedmoose » Mon Apr 11, 2005 12:06 pm

brother wrote:moosey dude where have you been hiding, is everything cool and you back now. :D


Bro, thanks for the welcome back... bit of a rough two weeks, my wife's uncle died so we had to vamoose off to Cyprus for the funeral etc. Plus, life's a bit busy at the mo' so I've had to curtail my 'CY-foruming' a little. Hopefully I'll be back in full fettle soon enough... hope all's well with all the regulars, I'm slowly catching up on what's been happening... takes a while!
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Postby fallen » Mon Apr 11, 2005 12:49 pm

great avatar! :lol:
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Postby cannedmoose » Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:02 pm

fallen wrote:great avatar! :lol:


Merci beacoup re... admin made me delete my previous one (see link below) because it was too big :cry:

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