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Top 10 Reasons Not To Marry Greek...

Postby brother » Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:17 pm

Top 10 Reasons Not To Marry Greek...

Women: Ten Reasons Why You Shouldn't Marry a Greek Male
1. Two words - His Mother.

2. Housework and birthing his children isn't your life ambition.

3. Sometimes you want to have an opinion about something.

4. You hate his mother's cooking, and that's all he'll eat.

5. His brother/cousin/friend/uncle has the hots for you.

6. Spending your wedding night alone while he plays poker isn't your idea of fun.

7. Your nostrils can't take the amount of cologne he "splashes" on.

8. You thought "Greek Style" was how green beans and chicken was cooked.

9. Looking at other men isn't allowed, but he can look at other women.

10. He picks his nose in public.



Men: Ten Reasons Why You Shouldn't Marry a Greek Woman

1. One word - "Babaaaaa!" (accompanied by crying)

2. She can't cook like your mother.

3. Having your children and cleaning your house isn't fun for her...go figure!

4. The incessant whining of her voice drives you crazy.

5. She always has an opinion about everything.

6. You can't have sex with her until she's married, but find out after that she's slept with your brother and cousin and uncle and friends.

7. One more word - Nagging.

8. Buying new living room furniture every six months isn't how you want to spend your money.

9. She thinks "Greek Style" is how you cook green beans and chicken.

10. She won't let you show her what "Greek Style" really is.
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