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[cannedmoose]

A man gets up one morning to find his wife
already in the kitchen cooking.
He looks to see what she's cooking, and sees
one of his socks in the frying pan.

"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night
when you came to bed very drunk," she replied

Completely puzzled, the man walks away
thinking to himself, "I don't remember asking
her to cook my sock..."

[magikthrill]

dirty dirty moose!

[Marina2005]

I thought only men heard what suits them!!
GO GIRL

[brother]

hehehehe....moosey telling us about some past experiences of his

[Liza]

"kicking walls" is also preferable.

[davidp]

Moosey,
Are you sure it was the man in questions wife, in my experience all that nonsense goes out of the window after the wedding.

[ex_pat]

Maybe I'm just really slow on the uptake, but what would "kicking walls" be mistaken for?

Cook my sock = sook my cock

kicking walls = ???

[brother]

kicking balls, comes to mind

[Liza]

well kicking or licking are the obvious ones - well done brother, ex-pat needs to put is thinking cap on

[Marina2005]

Can I get a bravo as well Liza, I got it right!!