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[CBBB]

Boring Old Fart said:

"disgusted of Guildford"

They are all alive and well, living in Paphos and posting on Cyprus Dying!

Long live JC and his irreverent attitude. Talks bollocks sometimes, but at least he is not afraid to stick two fingers up at the PC twats.

[Oracle]

Boring Old Fart said:

"disgusted of Guildford"

They are all alive and well, living in Paphos and posting on Cyprus Dying!

Long live JC and his irreverent attitude. Talks bollocks sometimes, but at least he is not afraid to stick two fingers up at the PC twats.

I wonder what Jeremy would make of the Cyprus Peyia Perishers and their transported working-class "Neo-Colonialist" gin-soaked pronouncements

[BOF]

Wow thank you for Leveling the playing field Svetlana. will you marry me? (not that i fall into any of those categories) i think our Clarkson is the is the mirror image of your Oracle.
The trouble with the world is there are too many people walking round with a broomhandle up their backside. it seems that "disgusted of Guildford"is alive all over the planet these days.

Yes BOFFIN thank Lana for "levelling" things for you since she also has noticed you are a complete incompetent. Just as well you now have the Adult supervision you require, to participate.

Funny you should mention him as my mirror image, but most of my surviving English pals are an amalgamation of him (but better educated ). They too dispense with prejudice, by hating everyone equally.

I read "The World according to Clarkson" and then passed it on to my (then) 8 year old who laughed out loud and has gone on to read various others of his as well as being a big fan of Top Gear etc. Be very afraid when he is over 13 y.o.

Where you fail to be anything like your admirant Clarkson, is in your incessant whining whingeing "woe is me, they said something bad" and "boo hoo hoo stop them picking on me" posts.

Come on BOF, you can do better than that!

Unfortunately, Clarkson has now let himself down (as I pointed out over the page) by demonstrating that he needs his media-fix ... and Oh look, Lana's quote confirms that too!.

Thanks from me too Lana!

Ah Oracle i have read almost all his books, and had a brief period when he was a junior hack on a magazine i also contibuted to..
I actually am not an admirant as such...hes still working - i dont have to.
But if you lower yourself to look on facebook you would be amazed how many people have voted for him on the poll "Clarkson for PM" after all he has to be better than that montone voiced sweaty sock (jock) we have now..
Darling im not going boo hoo or woe is me - as i clearly stated all the afore mentioned stereotypes dont apply to me.
And having been on this forum since 2005 i have kept my powder dry for a long time - cant be too many Englishmen from that time still here...
And you will note please that i have never resorted to the language of the gutter in any of my posts.

[yialousa1971]

The guy is a Retard, only idiots publish their bank details in a Newspaper and expect no one to steal money out of their account.

Clarkson stung after bank prank

Jeremy Clarkson found himself unexpectedly donating to charity
TV presenter Jeremy Clarkson has lost money after publishing his bank details in his newspaper column.
The Top Gear host revealed his account numbers after rubbishing the furore over the loss of 25 million people's personal details on two computer discs.

He wanted to prove the story was a fuss about nothing.

But Clarkson admitted he was "wrong" after he discovered a reader had used the details to create a £500 direct debit to the charity Diabetes UK.

I was wrong and I have been punished

Jeremy Clarkson
Clarkson published details of his Barclays account in the Sun newspaper, including his account number and sort code. He even told people how to find out his address.

"All you'll be able to do with them is put money into my account. Not take it out. Honestly, I've never known such a palaver about nothing," he told readers.

But he was proved wrong, as the 47-year-old wrote in his Sunday Times column.

"I opened my bank statement this morning to find out that someone has set up a direct debit which automatically takes £500 from my account," he said.

"The bank cannot find out who did this because of the Data Protection Act and they cannot stop it from happening again.

"I was wrong and I have been punished for my mistake."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7174760.stm

[yialousa1971]

Has everyone lost their sense of humour??!! What happened to freedom of speech?! The trouble is everyone is too PC these days!

Jeremy Clarkson is a legend!! Get over it!

The guy is as thick as 2 short planks and he's as PC as they come. When he interviewed Lewis Hamilton he was all over him, didn't ask him if he thought he was fast tracked because he was black thou!

[Svetlana]

He saves his gratest wrath for the US and its citizens; a search on Utube (try 'Top Gear, America') shows an episode when he and two co-reporters drove through 'redneck' Alama with slogans on their car which were: anti- NASCA (a popular form of car racing in the US) anti 'Country & Western', pro-Gay and pro-Hilary Clinton (Alabama is deeply Democrat!).

After stopping for 'gas' (petrol) the irate garage owner calls up 'the Boys' - resulting in Clarkson and co (and film crew) getting stoned.

Do look it up, it is bizarre.

Clarkson, lives on superlatives and exagerations; it is hard to take offence - it is impossible to take what he says seriously - he obviously doesn't.

Lana PS If I were smarter, I would have inserted the Utube link here - but I am not that clever

[BOF]

Has everyone lost their sense of humour??!! What happened to freedom of speech?! The trouble is everyone is too PC these days!

Jeremy Clarkson is a legend!! Get over it!

The guy is as thick as 2 short planks and he's as PC as they come. When he interviewed Lewis Hamilton he was all over him, didn't ask him if he thought he was fast tracked because he was black thou!

[BOF]

Has everyone lost their sense of humour??!! What happened to freedom of speech?! The trouble is everyone is too PC these days!

Jeremy Clarkson is a legend!! Get over it!

The guy is as thick as 2 short planks and he's as PC as they come. When he interviewed Lewis Hamilton he was all over him, didn't ask him if he thought he was fast tracked because he was black thou!

So thats why i never made it to F1?

[Nikitas]

In Alabama, Clarkson and Co did not stick around to exchange clever quips with the American chaps who wanted to beat them to a pulp. They upped and took off. A very "first world" type of social exchange.

[yialousa1971]

If Hellas is a Toilet then what is England the end of the line ie. "the sewage farm". Ever been to London, Luton and Bradford, the truth shows where the "Toilet" really is!