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by **Oracle** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:01 pm

T_C wrote:
Oracle wrote:Since this survey was done according to personal "measurements" ..... I would say it reminds me of ordering a hearty meal in France and being faced with a a giant platter contain nothing but a few string beans and a slice of chicken swimming in some gravy ...

French food sucks!

During 2003 fashion week, me and a few people went for a meal after the show had ended. Everyone was ordering all these fancy French meals, but I thought I'd play it safe and order something I knew I'd enjoy cos I was soooooooo hungry.

I opted for the "steak tartare with pomme frites" thinking I was going to get a nice juicy steak with chips....

I was MORTIFIED when they bought me RAW and BLOODY mince meat with a RAW egg cracked on top of it, and a little coffee plate of chips!

For £30 you can be certain I tried to eat it. Couldn't even do that, because it was COLD like it'd just come out of the fridge....

Oh gawd!

Another grammatical error! :roll:

Woe is me! I am going to stop trying to cope and take to my bed ....

Oh BTW T_C ... sorry about your dinner! Yeah French food is the worst for eating .... just nice to look at (apart from your mince and egg

). Even those great looking fruit tarts are tasteless compared to paklava.

by **Smiler Brian** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:05 pm

Did you know that all condoms have serial numbers?

You just have to roll them all the way down and it is right there on the ring.

by **Get Real!** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:49 pm

Smiler Brian wrote:Did you know that all condoms have serial numbers?

You just have to roll them all the way down and it is right there on the ring.

Thanks... henceforth can everyone jot down the serial numbers please?

by **Oracle** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:01 pm

Oh gawd ... the trainspotting mentality again! :roll:

by **Floda** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:54 pm

In order to avoid confusion and at the same time dispense with speculation, I suggest we should enquire of an 'expert' in matters concerning the measurement of the male 'Dick' ( as the aforementioned 'expert' refers to it). :shock:

Come forward Bubble 'n' squeak, YOU who have assessed MY character AND measurements with such accuracy without either seeing or knowing me.

Your many posts (even in the games sections) often border on the lascivious, indeed, at times one could be forgiven for thinking that you are actually preoccupied with matters relating to it. :roll:

Unless of course you are making enquiries as to whether or not the 'Christmas Gifts' you anticipate receiving are stolen. :roll:

Unless of course you are demonstrating your cultural superiority by not even having the courtesy to respond to a gentleman's apology :roll:

Unless of course you are generally engaged in the practice of insulting people you have never met (nor are ever likely to since they would hardly wish to associate with one such as yourself). :roll:

Yes, do give us ALL the benefit of your experience in such matters, you DO seem to portray yourself as one 'well acquainted' with the shapes, sizes and colours of so many, it would be a great pity to keep such information to yourself.

Best wishes to you from, 'The little runt with the small dick who is boring, has no friends and should 'Get a Life' (according to one who spends the majority of HER time spouting 'One word/line comments in the imbecile section of the games boards). :roll:

And you have the audacity to associate yourself with a nation which prides itself on it's family values and respectability, well, Tut Tut. :lol: