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Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

Postby Marina2005 » Wed May 25, 2005 1:35 pm

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes... (You MUST read them out loud):

1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift ..............Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching?

11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah
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Postby brother » Wed May 25, 2005 1:47 pm

I can speak chinese :lol: :lol:
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Postby Liza » Wed May 25, 2005 2:47 pm

That's brightened my day - cheers Marina :lol:
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Postby cannedmoose » Wed May 25, 2005 2:56 pm

Don't forget the very useful Chinese phrase for "Could I pay you for sexual favours?" - 'suk fuk twen-tee buck?'
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Postby Liza » Wed May 25, 2005 2:58 pm

:shock: Moosey behave!!
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Postby cannedmoose » Wed May 25, 2005 2:59 pm

:wink: You know me, always like to stir things up...
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Postby Marinella » Wed May 25, 2005 3:24 pm

cannedmoose wrote:Don't forget the very useful Chinese phrase for "Could I pay you for sexual favours?" - 'suk fuk twen-tee buck?'



:D

That topped all of them!
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