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by **Jerry** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:32 pm

Oracle wrote:Gawd .... Men are sooo predictable!

Feed them one line with the word "hard" and off they go into their own little blue world ....

Well all my jobs are done for tonight!

I hope the jobs were not too HARD

by **Oracle** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:56 pm

Jerry wrote:
Oracle wrote:Gawd .... Men are sooo predictable!

Feed them one line with the word "hard" and off they go into their own little blue world ....

Well all my jobs are done for tonight!

I hope the jobs were not too HARD

Nope, just a little spit and polish here, a little rub there, a flick of the feather duster ... and before you know it .... there's gunge everywhere and I have to start all over again! ... :roll:

by **iceman** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:10 am

Oracle wrote:
Jerry wrote:
Oracle wrote:Gawd .... Men are sooo predictable!

Feed them one line with the word "hard" and off they go into their own little blue world ....

Well all my jobs are done for tonight!

I hope the jobs were not too HARD

Nope, just a little spit and polish here, a little rub there, a flick of the feather duster ... and before you know it .... there's gunge everywhere and I have to start all over again! ...

that's what i call..........wishfull thinking

by **Oracle** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:13 am

iceman wrote:
Oracle wrote:
Jerry wrote:
Oracle wrote:Gawd .... Men are sooo predictable!

Feed them one line with the word "hard" and off they go into their own little blue world ....

Well all my jobs are done for tonight!

I hope the jobs were not too HARD

Nope, just a little spit and polish here, a little rub there, a flick of the feather duster ... and before you know it .... there's gunge everywhere and I have to start all over again! ...

that's what i call..........wishfull thinking

I guess you have some super-suction vacuum cleaner to help you iceman :lol:

by **Oracle** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:19 am

What do you call a TC with an IQ of 25?

An enclave!

:lol:

by **Oracle** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:20 am

Why did iceman fall out of the window?

He was ironing the curtains!

:lol:

by **Oracle** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:25 am

Viewpoint's wife gave birth to twins.

He demanded to know who the other father was!

:lol:

by **Oracle** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:29 am

What's frazzled-black and hangs from the ceiling?

Zan the electrician!

:lol:

by **SSBubbles** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:01 am

iceman wrote:
CBBB wrote:I did apologise in advance!

I know M8,but that still doesn't make it funny..
Who ever thought of that is a sick person.

Agree fully. Bad call CBBB

by **miltiades** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:18 am

Jerry wrote:
miltiades wrote:I must be very lucky then , I'm not the least hard up , just ..skinned !

Milti, do you mean you have been circumcised?

No Jerry I'm not circumcised .
Life can be such a bitch though , Im diabetic , used to love wine and wild women... Now I love wine and wild , wild birds , Pheasants in particular , have taken a shine on these wonderful birds with such a beautiful plumage , feel guilty sometimes , but boy are they a treat with a bottle of red.They only take 50 minutes to roast !!
Have a friend , no , not a T/C, an Italian who hunts and brings me a pair every couple of weeks , when shooting is in season of course . In return he expects me to waive my call out charge of £75.00 when an engineer is wanted !!! Expensive birds but then I always had a soft touch for expensive birds :lol:

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