(of no fixed abode, but formerly of Lapithos/Hove) was quarantined
at the US-Mexican border for allegedly trying to spread swine fever.
Swine fever
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Swine fever
by The Cypriot » Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:25 pm
In an incident entirely unrelated to today's historic ECJ ruling, a vindictive Miss Piggy
(of no fixed abode, but formerly of Lapithos/Hove) was quarantined
at the US-Mexican border for allegedly trying to spread swine fever.
(of no fixed abode, but formerly of Lapithos/Hove) was quarantined
at the US-Mexican border for allegedly trying to spread swine fever.
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by Smiler Brian » Sat May 02, 2009 2:35 pm
Tried ringing the swine fever advice number but just got crackling.......
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by Lee A Kada » Sat May 02, 2009 11:43 pm
Zorba wrote:I got the first symptoms this afternoon.
I came out in rashers
Get some oinkment then
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by Bubble 'n' squeak » Sun May 03, 2009 12:04 am
Kermit the Frog has been diagnosed with swine flu. It has been said that he contracted it after having unprotected sex with Miss Piggy. What a muppet!
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by The Cypriot » Mon May 04, 2009 1:27 pm
While her Pinky recovers from swine fever, the insatiable Miss Piggy's been feeling a lot more Perky.
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