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Postby ex_pat » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:22 pm

Cas

Save yourself a lot of trouble - unless you plan to retire here, don't bother coming!

If you have money and don't need to work, you will like it here, but if you need to work forget it! The Cypriots are slave drivers, they pay peanuts and are very racist to anybody that isn't a fellow Cypriot.

If you must, come here for a month or two to find out for yourself, but being on holiday here with a wallet full of cash to spend is different from living here - and you WILL be treated differently!

Cypriots only want to know when you are spending!

Oh, and if you have a daughter, don't bring her here! I have a friend who has to leave here because of the sexual predators that are the male Cypriots! They see non-Cypriot woman as easy and really give them a hard time no matter where they are or what they are wearing! My friend has a lovely 17 year old daughter and they are leaving because of the men over here!

Good luck.
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Postby petethegreek » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:25 pm

ex_pat wrote:Cas

Save yourself a lot of trouble - unless you plan to retire here, don't bother coming!

If you have money and don't need to work, you will like it here, but if you need to work forget it! The Cypriots are slave drivers, they pay peanuts and are very racist to anybody that isn't a fellow Cypriot.

If you must, come here for a month or two to find out for yourself, but being on holiday here with a wallet full of cash to spend is different from living here - and you WILL be treated differently!

Cypriots only want to know when you are spending!

Oh, and if you have a daughter, don't bring her here! I have a friend who has to leave here because of the sexual predators that are the male Cypriots! They see non-Cypriot woman as easy and really give them a hard time no matter where they are or what they are wearing! My friend has a lovely 17 year old daughter and they are leaving because of the men over here!

Good luck.


Please ignore. This person is mentally unstable.
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Postby cannedmoose » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:28 pm

ex_pat wrote:Oh, and if you have a daughter, don't bring her here! I have a friend who has to leave here because of the sexual predators that are the male Cypriots! They see non-Cypriot woman as easy and really give them a hard time no matter where they are or what they are wearing! My friend has a lovely 17 year old daughter and they are leaving because of the men over here!

Good luck.


Expat seems to have a lot of friends who tell him things but little first hand experience of anything... I've reached the conclusion that he must be so fat he can't leave his house, can't reach the aircon (hence his complaints about the weather), is abused by his cleaner and has to get his food delivered (hence the high price)...
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Postby Saint Jimmy » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:30 pm

cannedmoose wrote:I've reached the conclusion that he must be so fat he can't leave his house, can't reach the aircon (hence his complaints about the weather), is abused by his cleaner and has to get his food delivered (hence the high price)...

:eyecrazy:

'Columbo' my heiny!!!

***round of applause***
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Postby ex_pat » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:31 pm

cannedmoose wrote:
ex_pat wrote:Oh, and if you have a daughter, don't bring her here! I have a friend who has to leave here because of the sexual predators that are the male Cypriots! They see non-Cypriot woman as easy and really give them a hard time no matter where they are or what they are wearing! My friend has a lovely 17 year old daughter and they are leaving because of the men over here!

Good luck.


Expat seems to have a lot of friends who tell him things but little first hand experience of anything... I've reached the conclusion that he must be so fat he can't leave his house, can't reach the aircon (hence his complaints about the weather), is abused by his cleaner and has to get his food delivered (hence the high price)...



Another feeble attempt at humour!

Give it up Moose, it's obviously not your forte!
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Postby cannedmoose » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:33 pm

ex_pat wrote:Another feeble attempt at humour!

Give it up Moose, it's obviously not your forte!


Just as making friends and influencing people obviously isn't yours
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Postby Saint Jimmy » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:34 pm

cannedmoose wrote:
ex_pat wrote:Another feeble attempt at humour!

Give it up Moose, it's obviously not your forte!


Just as making friends and influencing people obviously isn't yours

A silent admission, Mr. Moose? :P
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Postby cannedmoose » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:36 pm

Saint Jimmy wrote:Just as making friends and influencing people obviously isn't yours

A silent admission, Mr. Moose? :P[/quote]

Hey, I'm never one to blow my own trumpet... unlike ex_pat I can't dislocate my spine to reach down that far... takes lots of practice apparently
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Postby ex_pat » Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:01 pm

cannedmoose wrote:Hey, I'm never one to blow my own trumpet... unlike ex_pat I can't dislocate my spine to reach down that far... takes lots of practice apparently



Please STOP trying to be funny!

It's just not working for you!

Sad really!
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Postby Saint Jimmy » Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:04 pm

Yeah, moose! This guy keeps cracking us up and there you always are, ruining it for everyone!
Stop it, or we'll have to take drastic action.
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