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Postby demetriou_74 » Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:56 pm

a few of the best.

1. your mamma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence
2. " " " " old her birth certificate says "expired"
3. old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
4. old she wated tables at the last supper
5. ugly last time she heard a whislte was when she got hit by a train
6. ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents
7. dumb she failed a survey
8. dumb she sits on the Tv and watches the sofa
9. dumb that if she were a dog she would walk backwards and nod its head
10. fat her shadow weighs 100 lbs.


any more............................
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Postby cannedmoose » Thu Jun 23, 2005 8:23 pm

Has it finally come to this... Thrill warned us about it... did we listen? :shock:
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Postby demetriou_74 » Thu Jun 23, 2005 8:51 pm

cannedmoose wrote:Has it finally come to this... Thrill warned us about it... did we listen? :shock:



dont act mature. they are funny
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Postby Saint Jimmy » Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:02 pm

Yes she does, quite often, actually. How about yours?
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