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Postby sk » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:17 pm

A man had just come back from an African safari and was teling his friends about the trip.

"It was quite some trip",he said. "One day I was walking in the safari park and I could hear a noise,I turned arround and there was this big lion comming towards me.I froze for a second and then ran for my life.He was almost at my shoulder then he slipped and I managed to get away again.But within seconds he was up close to me again and as he was about to pounce he slipped again.In the distance I saw the lodge and I managed to open the door just in time to shut it in the lions face as he was about to catch me."

"Wow", said his friends " if I had been in your shoes I would have Shit my pants."

"Well what do you think the lion kept slipping on then ?" he said
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Postby brother » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:19 pm

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