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Doctors appointment

Postby Liza » Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:16 pm

THE DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT

There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her
what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have
experienced this, and I love the way this senior citizen handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached
the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor
for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. The
receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded
office and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and
I told you," he said. The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused
some embarrassment in this
roomful of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your
ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in
private."

The man walked out,waited several minutes and then re-entered. The
receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's something wrong with
my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing
he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?" "I can't
piss out of it," the man replied. The doctor's office erupted in laughter. :lol:
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Postby brother » Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:17 pm

:lol: :lol: excellent :lol: :lol:
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Postby Marina2005 » Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:36 pm

Brilliant :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby cannedmoose » Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:09 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby demetriou_74 » Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:28 pm

lol :lol: :lol:
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Postby Liza » Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:32 pm

Thought you guys would like that one!
:D
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Postby demetriou_74 » Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:53 pm

we are sad. we would laugh at anything. but that was very good
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Postby city » Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:12 pm

nice one, Liza! :lol:
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Postby petethegreek » Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:57 pm

Liza you devil, you!
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Postby petethegreek » Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:57 pm

Any more?
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