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Sex in the dark

Postby cyprusgeoff » Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:28 pm

Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married
for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always
insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romant ic session, she turned
on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic.
'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'how could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!'

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
'I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids. :lol:
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Postby bluelagoon33 » Sat Aug 15, 2009 9:05 am

Was that you nite you run out of date rape drugs to offer your wife??

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Re: Sex in the dark

Postby fig head » Sat Aug 15, 2009 9:29 am

cyprusgeoff wrote:Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married
for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always
insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romant ic session, she turned
on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic.
'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'how could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!'

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
'I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids. :lol:


hahahhhahahahahahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby SSBubbles » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:49 am

:lol: :lol:
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