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In case of an annoying passenger beside you in the plane...

Postby cyprusgrump » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:41 pm

1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:
3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;
4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;
5. Access the Internet;
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven ;
7. Take a deep breath and open the site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.
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Postby CBBB » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:10 pm

I like it!
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Postby CBBB » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:51 pm

Just copied this and emailed it to a few mates.

I got an immediate reply from one of them who said:

"Very apt as Ed and I are at the airport, just about leave for New York."

I replied back:

"Bomb Voyage!"
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Re: In case of an annoying passenger beside you in the plane

Postby Floda » Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:20 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:
3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;
4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;
5. Access the Internet;
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven ;
7. Take a deep breath and open the site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.


You forgot to mention the likelihood of a good kick in the goolies when the countdown reaches zero and nothing happens !. :lol: :wink:
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Postby fig head » Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:53 pm

thos not fair, the song in the back ground is one of my favorite arabic songs :( :( how dare you!! and the writing is not arabic, the righting doesnt make any sinse ! the song says the smile of my lover makes my nights lovely and happy..! duuuuuhhhhh
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Postby denizaksulu » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:51 pm

emma ruby wrote:thos not fair, the song in the back ground is one of my favorite arabic songs :( :( how dare you!! and the writing is not arabic, the righting doesnt make any sinse ! the song says the smile of my lover makes my nights lovely and happy..! duuuuuhhhhh



I knew it was not Arabic, but I get no sound. Was the song by Oum Kulthoum?


Can you sing 'Inta Oumri' for me? :lol:
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Postby fig head » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:13 pm

denizaksulu wrote:
emma ruby wrote:thos not fair, the song in the back ground is one of my favorite arabic songs :( :( how dare you!! and the writing is not arabic, the righting doesnt make any sinse ! the song says the smile of my lover makes my nights lovely and happy..! duuuuuhhhhh



I knew it was not Arabic, but I get no sound. Was the song by Oum Kulthoum?


Can you sing 'Inta Oumri' for me? :lol:


no it wasnt by oum kalthoum lol, it was by Amr Diab and yes i can sing inta omry since its one of my favorite arabic songs ever... :)))
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Postby denizaksulu » Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:01 pm

emma ruby wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
emma ruby wrote:thos not fair, the song in the back ground is one of my favorite arabic songs :( :( how dare you!! and the writing is not arabic, the righting doesnt make any sinse ! the song says the smile of my lover makes my nights lovely and happy..! duuuuuhhhhh



I knew it was not Arabic, but I get no sound. Was the song by Oum Kulthoum?


Can you sing 'Inta Oumri' for me? :lol:


no it wasnt by oum kalthoum lol, it was by Amr Diab and yes i can sing inta omry since its one of my favorite arabic songs ever... :)))



It must be evryones fav Arabic song after Whyek (Farid al-Atrash)

Fairuz will be my number one always though.
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Postby fig head » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:47 am

denizaksulu wrote:
emma ruby wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
emma ruby wrote:thos not fair, the song in the back ground is one of my favorite arabic songs :( :( how dare you!! and the writing is not arabic, the righting doesnt make any sinse ! the song says the smile of my lover makes my nights lovely and happy..! duuuuuhhhhh



I knew it was not Arabic, but I get no sound. Was the song by Oum Kulthoum?


Can you sing 'Inta Oumri' for me? :lol:


no it wasnt by oum kalthoum lol, it was by Amr Diab and yes i can sing inta omry since its one of my favorite arabic songs ever... :)))



It must be evryones fav Arabic song after Whyek (Farid al-Atrash)

Fairuz will be my number one always though.

you`ve got good taste for arabic music,,! well fairouz is something else! e`teni elnay wa ghani, shat eskendria and ya kods she is brillient
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Postby denizaksulu » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:54 am

emma ruby wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
emma ruby wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
emma ruby wrote:thos not fair, the song in the back ground is one of my favorite arabic songs :( :( how dare you!! and the writing is not arabic, the righting doesnt make any sinse ! the song says the smile of my lover makes my nights lovely and happy..! duuuuuhhhhh



I knew it was not Arabic, but I get no sound. Was the song by Oum Kulthoum?


Can you sing 'Inta Oumri' for me? :lol:


no it wasnt by oum kalthoum lol, it was by Amr Diab and yes i can sing inta omry since its one of my favorite arabic songs ever... :)))



It must be evryones fav Arabic song after Whyek (Farid al-Atrash)

Fairuz will be my number one always though.

you`ve got good taste for arabic music,,! well fairouz is something else! e`teni elnay wa ghani, shat eskendria and ya kods she is brillient



A'stini nay is one of her best.

Behebbak Lubnan-i brings tears to my eyes.

Habbeytak bil-sayf is her best. Simple but straight to the point.

The older Rahbanis are great composers. So is Abdel-Wahab.
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