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Postby Oracle » Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:25 pm

Get Real! wrote:
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diobip wrote:Oracle you see what they write?
thats why i wantet to speak to you in private! :)
I want to aske you some things that i cant ask them here!

Dude, you’re wasting your time here because women are not acquired via mail order!

Fix yourself up, go out to the clubs/pubs/hotels, and give it your best shot keeping in mind that women are attracted to witty humor, romance, initiative, confidence, etc. Nothing else will get you unpaid sex.

If that doesn’t work after 3-4 trips then you’ll just have to accept that you’re a loser and not cut out for women. :(


Oh, I see you have met your Uncle Get Real! :D

He is our most eligible forum male ... 8)

WAS! :) At 44 and married, I’m now as rusty as a [insert metal object here]!


That's in real life! :roll: .... Who care about that when one is tap tap tapping on a keyboard .... 8)
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Postby fig head » Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:37 pm

Oracle wrote:
emma ruby wrote:
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diobip wrote:Oracle you see what they write?
thats why i wantet to speak to you in private! :)
I want to aske you some things that i cant ask them here!


Aaahh! You are clearly wise beyond your young years! :D

However, not so wise to post your e-mail :? ... You can go back to your post and click on edit to remove it, otherwise you will get lots of nuisance-causers e-mailing you and I certainly will not be doing so ...

Why don't you post some opinions in the General Chat sections or Cyprus Problem, so that we can all get to know you, as you sound chirpy and we need some young blood. You never know, I may even adopt you as a forum nephew .... I already have a lovely one called Paliometoxo, and he is no trouble whatsoever. A blessing ... :D

BTW: Carry on posting and you soon will be able to PM.


keep you posts off Paliometoxo SISTER he is mine! i`ll adopt him lol,
just joking oracle! i liked how you adviced the new boy here! you really sound like a good mom and a smart woman 8)


Emma ruby ... Paliometoxo is just my nephew!

If you wish a romantic liaison with him, nothing would make me happier .... and perhaps I can be a koumera at your wedding :D


oops :oops: :oops: well Paliometoxo sound like a lovely guy but i`m in a relation, even if i wasnt to be honest with you i`ll just go out and meet people face to face..!
but im really surprised! we got a nice family on the forum whoop whoop
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Postby diobip » Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:56 pm

Why then do we speak in englishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
heheheheh
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Postby denizaksulu » Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:57 pm

Get Real! wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Oracle wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
diobip wrote:Oracle you see what they write?
thats why i wantet to speak to you in private! :)
I want to aske you some things that i cant ask them here!

Dude, you’re wasting your time here because women are not acquired via mail order!

Fix yourself up, go out to the clubs/pubs/hotels, and give it your best shot keeping in mind that women are attracted to witty humor, romance, initiative, confidence, etc. Nothing else will get you unpaid sex.

If that doesn’t work after 3-4 trips then you’ll just have to accept that you’re a loser and not cut out for women. :(


Oh, I see you have met your Uncle Get Real! :D

He is our most eligible forum male ... 8)

WAS! :) At 44 and married, I’m now as rusty as a [insert metal object here]!


Where exactly? Wont rubber do? :lol:

Getting kinky eh? :lol:



I am trying to help here. Cant you see I am being serious.

Will blue diamonds help? :lol:
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Postby helens » Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:54 pm

Sorry, your too young for me, I,ve done my bit of child minding
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Postby helens » Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:56 pm

How did that get there?
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Postby eded » Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:24 pm

[quote="Oracle"]Are you missing your mother?



:)) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: =))
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Postby Phill » Tue Sep 08, 2009 5:17 pm

helens wrote:Listen to Oracle, I would use and abuse you and throw you out with the rubbish

I'm a 35 yr old man looking to be treated like a sweet wrapper... :wink: :lol: :lol:
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Postby baba » Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:05 am

so anybody looking someon in 40 years old and nicosia .. here I am :)
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Postby eded » Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:31 pm

baba wrote:so anybody looking someon in 40 years old and nicosia .. here I am :)

Tell them you are just a turkish one,and that BABA it's mean "grandfather"
After that you can make jokes,baba.
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