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Postby cannedmoose » Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:24 pm

A history professor and a psychology professor are sitting outside at a nudist colony

History professor - "Have you read Marx?"

Psychology professor - "Yes, I think it's from the wicker chairs."
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Postby petethegreek » Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:35 pm

Dont give up the day job...
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Postby cannedmoose » Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:36 pm

Like I said, it's an academics joke... means it's not funny... one of my academic friends told it to me and literally fell off his chair laughing... whereas I got up to make a cup of tea :D
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Postby petethegreek » Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:38 pm

Good company that u keep there Moose!
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Postby cannedmoose » Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:04 pm

Tell me about it...
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Postby suetoniuspaulinus » Sun Jul 03, 2005 9:03 am

Mr cannedmoose

Somewhat corny but I smiled.

A bit like "where's the soap"?
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Postby demetriou_74 » Sun Jul 03, 2005 11:31 am

i used to have this crazy physics teacher who used to crack all these atom jokes that nobody got except the technitian setting up equipment.
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Postby cannedmoose » Sun Jul 03, 2005 12:36 pm

demetriou_74 wrote:i used to have this crazy physics teacher who used to crack all these atom jokes that nobody got except the technitian setting up equipment.


Tends to be the way re... 'pure' academics (i.e. those who have never worked outside an educational institution) are an invariably odd bunch
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Postby demetriou_74 » Sun Jul 03, 2005 1:46 pm

out of intrest how many words are you writing. its been about 1000-1500 a day for about 3 weeks
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Postby cannedmoose » Sun Jul 03, 2005 2:06 pm

demetriou_74 wrote:out of intrest how many words are you writing. its been about 1000-1500 a day for about 3 weeks


About 25,000 so far in this chapter with about 10,000 more to go, then I need to edit it down to about 20,000... worst thing is that you end up writing about 1,000 words a day and end up using about 300...
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