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[Oracle]

Since we now have a new sub-species of Homo sapiens in Cyprus, which is competing with the long term native Homo choirokitianus, Homo hellensiensis and the more recent arrivals of Homo mongoliensis ... I think it is time we became acquainted with the natural lifestyle and habits of Homo peyiapithecus.

For example:

Feeding habits; are they carnivorous or herbivorous?

Mode of Movement; are they bipedal or quadrupedal?

Mating habits; ..... etc etc etc

Has anyone made any field-studies of this creature, whose preferred ecological niches are the highlands of the Paphos suburbs, which they wish to contribute to this study ....

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I haven't done extensive research on Homo peyiapithecus as of yet, however these creatures can be identified with their adornment of white socks and brown sandals.

[Svetlana]

I warn anyone commenting on this thread to be VERY careful

[CBBB]

I warn anyone commenting on this thread to be VERY careful

Surely Lana, you don't live in Peyia, do you?

[Get Real!]

I warn anyone commenting on this thread to be VERY careful

You mean like suggesting that they all come under the genus “Homosexuals”?

[fig head]

huh !! too much for my little brain x)

[Svetlana]

I warn anyone commenting on this thread to be VERY careful

Surely Lana, you don't live in Peyia, do you?

No, but within its jurisdiction and listen to the British National anthem, as the Union flag is lowered at sunset each evening, before the bingo and cribbage clubs open their doors.

Peyia is not all bad; there is a special offer on 'Croydon Facelifts' this week, at the local hairdressers and fresh supplies of HP Sauce have just arrived - following the infamous blockade of this essential item, in Limassol Docks.

Lana

PS Vote J*m for Mukhtar

[bill cobbett]

As part of a lifelong academic study on the human female body I have noticed that the female Homo Peyiapithecus is in the habit of going around in public with both, normally over-big and very droopy, rhubarb-red breasts exposed .... with one notable, solitary exception of course.

[Cap]

I haven't done extensive research on Homo peyiapithecus as of yet, however these creatures can be identified with their adornment of white socks and brown sandals.

lol