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[kafenes]

An Englishman appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the Englishman offered.

"Once, on holidays in Cyprus I went for a walk down bar street in Paphos,

I came across a gang of Pontians, who were threatening a young tourist girl.

I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed

Pontian and smacked him in his face, kicked him in the nuts,

ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the shit out of the

lot of ya’s!"


St. Peter was impressed,



"When did this happen?"



"Just a couple minutes ago..."

[fig head]

not one comment!! haha i think its funny lol

[MrVick]

hillarious!