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[Gregory]

Love the doors....only thing that got me through my army service. When they give you 3 hours of sleep the only way to fall asleep staright away is if you put on "this is the end" ( you have to be asleep before he reaches the part about his mother )

[bill cobbett]

Love the doors....only thing that got me through my army service. When they give you 3 hours of sleep the only way to fall asleep staright away is if you put on "this is the end" ( you have to be asleep before he reaches the part about his mother )

... In which case, here's the full, uncensored version of the oh so dark The End in two parts, featuring some others doing their service, just for you Gregory.

Got to go, someone's knocking at the door. Bit late for callers.

[cyprusgrump]

Cue for those old fashioned jokes ...

Knock! knock!

Back in the Swinging Sixties, Michael Caine is holding a big show biz party in his swanky new house.

Everyone who's anyone is there, top stars from the worlds of movies and Music, fashion and art.

There's a constant feed of pints, the best wines that money can buy,Oysters, champagne.

Lennon and McCartney are helping themselves at the bar.

Jim Morrison and his band are sitting on the couch singing "Light My Fire"

Over in the corner George Peppard is getting very pally with Sophia Loren.

All's going really well, until Jim Morrison decides he's bored out of his skull, and wants to go home for an early night curled up with a good book.

Oi, Jim," objects Michael Caine, "the party's just got started. How's about I get one of 'the ladies' to take you into the spare bedroom for a bit of the 'how's yer father?'"

"Fair play," nods Jim [well that's not his exact words, but you get the idea], "As long as she does the rest of the band, too."

"Not a problem, Jim," smiles Michael, as he pulls a young dolly bird in close and whispers some instructions in her ear.

Half an hour later, the young lass is just wiping her chin, when in walks Ringo Starr from the Beatles.

"All right, luv?" he drones, "don't suppose you fancy extending that service To me, do you?"

The young woman thinks about this for a second, then says "What the hell!" And proceeds to unzip Ringo's fly and get to work on the BJ.

Ringo's having a grand time, until, mere moments before the end, the door opens and Michael Caine bursts in.

He grabs the young girl by the back of the hair and slaps her hard across the face!

"Wh-what the hell was that for?" she whimpers.

"I told you," Caine snarls. "You're only supposed to blow the bloody Doors Off..."

[YFred]

Love the doors....only thing that got me through my army service. When they give you 3 hours of sleep the only way to fall asleep staright away is if you put on "this is the end" ( you have to be asleep before he reaches the part about his mother )

... In which case, here's the full, uncensored version of the oh so dark The End in two parts, featuring some others doing their service, just for you Gregory.

Got to go, someone's knocking at the door. Bit late for callers.

Did I hear that right about what he wanted to do to his mother?

[bill cobbett]

Love the doors....only thing that got me through my army service. When they give you 3 hours of sleep the only way to fall asleep staright away is if you put on "this is the end" ( you have to be asleep before he reaches the part about his mother )

... In which case, here's the full, uncensored version of the oh so dark The End in two parts, featuring some others doing their service, just for you Gregory.

Got to go, someone's knocking at the door. Bit late for callers.

Did I hear that right about what he wanted to do to his mother?

Yep! Powerful track. A reminder that there's only individual existence. Nothing before, nothing after, the only certainty is existence.