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Little Red Riding Hood

Postby petethegreek » Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:18 pm

Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest and she comes across
Little Bo Peep, and Little Bo Peep says:

"Little Red Riding Hood, are you crazy? Don't you know the Big Bad Wolf is walking these woods and if he finds you he's gonna pull down your dress and squeeze your titties?"

Then Little Red Riding Hood hitches up her skirt and taps a .357 Magnum she has holstered on her thigh and says: "No he won't."

So finally she comes across the Big Bad Wolf and the Big Bad Wolf's laughing and says: "Little Red Riding Hood, you know better than to be walking around these woods alone. You know I'm just gonna have to pull down your dress and squeeze your titties."

Then Little Red Riding Hood whips out her .357, cocks it, sticks it in the Big Bad Wolf's face and says: "No you won't. You're gonna eat me, just like the story says."

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Apologies if u have alreadt heard it. Not my joke as I have pinched it.

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Postby demetriou_74 » Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:56 pm

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