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Oracle begs GR not to escape to Turkey...

Postby insan » Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:55 pm

After the invasion of Cyprus by Hellenes, GR decides to swim all the way through Kyrenia shores to Turkey... Oracle by hearing this begin crying and calls GR with her mobile phone...

- GR please don't go(cryings) Turks will kill u there..(cryings)

- Stop crying woman! I prefer to be killed by Turks than living under the rule of slavo-Greeks...

- No GR, Hellenes love u.. I love u please don't go...(cryings)

- Stop making galimatias woman, I have Turkish lover waiting for me there...

- Nooo...(cryings) noooo Gr... please...(cryings)

- Die by crying, bye... Hah... if u wanna talk my Turkish GF here's her phone number 6745362340893.

Oracle plaintive and wheepy calls GR's Turkish GF to ask her send GR back when GR arrives Turkey...

Watch the episode for the full story of escape of GR from "Greek" invasion... :lol:





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Postby YFred » Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:35 pm

Insan, did you realise that the second person she was speaking to was our Oracle?
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Postby insan » Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:50 pm

YFred wrote:Insan, did you realise that the second person she was speaking to was our Oracle?


No second person was GR's secret Turkish settler lover from Karpasia! :lol: Oh Yfreddo u couldn't get it right, eh? :lol:
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