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Postby cannedmoose » Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:43 pm

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your stub."
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Postby brother » Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:31 pm

:( another bad one :(
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Postby city » Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:42 pm

come on brother, that wasn't sooo bad. He is still practicing....
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Postby petethegreek » Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:45 pm

Still a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong way 2 go City..........but he's getting there!
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Postby cannedmoose » Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:47 pm

Thanks folks... :( :cry:
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Postby petethegreek » Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:49 pm

cannedmoose wrote:Thanks folks... :( :cry:



Moose please :D . We know ur trying ur best even though humour isnt ur strongest poin!
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Postby cannedmoose » Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:54 pm

No Pete, direct humour is not a strong point, rather my strength is in responsive humour, sharp quips as it were. In that respect I'm closer to Ricky Gervais than Peter Kay...

Let me quote an example (true story). When Ricky Gervais was at the Live-8 concert in London, Paris Hilton (who is a big fan of The Office apparently) went up to Ricky and said "Hey Ricky, I'm a huge fan of the office, nice to meet you". Ricky responded, "Who are you then?", to which Paris replied, "I'm Paris Hilton, don't you recognise me?". Ricky then quipped, "Oh, sorry Paris, I didn't recognise you without a cock in your mouth". Apparently Paris then walked off in a huff...

Classic.
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Postby petethegreek » Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:55 pm

cannedmoose wrote:No Pete, direct humour is not a strong point, rather my strength is in responsive humour, sharp quips as it were. In that respect I'm closer to Ricky Gervais than Peter Kay...

Let me quote an example (true story). When Ricky Gervais was at the Live-8 concert in London, Paris Hilton (who is a big fan of The Office apparently) went up to Ricky and said "Hey Ricky, I'm a huge fan of the office, nice to meet you". Ricky responded, "Who are you then?", to which Paris replied, "I'm Paris Hilton, don't you recognise me?". Ricky then quipped, "Oh, sorry Paris, I didn't recognise you without a cock in your mouth". Apparently Paris then walked off in a huff...

Classic.


10/10
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Postby cannedmoose » Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:56 pm

Hurrah!
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Postby petethegreek » Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:58 pm

Re Moose. Look at my Rabbi Avi joke and tell me wot u think?
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