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When is a blonde a brunette

Postby dms007 » Fri Jul 15, 2005 1:47 pm

When is a blonde a brunette?
When she is doing a handstand.
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Postby dms007 » Fri Jul 15, 2005 1:49 pm

BEST SEX IN 50 YEARS!!!

An elderly couple is enjoying
an anniversary dinner together
in a small tavern.

The husband leans over and asks his wife,
"Do you remember the first time
we had sex together over fifty years ago?

We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you."

"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says,
"how about taking a stroll round there again
and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oooooooh Henry, you devil,
that sounds like a good idea," she answers.

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth
listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself.
He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them
so there's no trouble." So he follows them.

They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts
her skirt, takes her knickers down
and the old man drops his trousers.

She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence,
the old man moves in.

Suddenly they erupt into the most furious
sex that the watching policeman has ever seen.
They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds.
This goes on for about forty minutes!

She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!"
He's hanging on to her hips for dear life.

This is the most athletic sex imaginable.
Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed.
He thinks he has learned something about life
that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,
the old couple struggle to their feet and
put their clothes back on.

The policeman, still watching thinks,
that was truly amazing, he was going like a train.
I've got to ask him what his secret is.

As the couple passes, he says to them,
"That was something else!
You must have been having sex for about forty minutes.
How do you manage it?
You must have had a fantastic life together.
Is there some sort of secret?"

The old man says,
"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
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Postby cannedmoose » Fri Jul 15, 2005 1:51 pm

That deserves a

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Postby petethegreek » Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:17 pm

Quality.

R u paying attention Moose?

Er, that is like how 2 tell a joke not as in paying attention regarding any ideas about any sexual techniques.........
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Postby brother » Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:18 pm

:lol: :lol: Right, so get old attach yourself to electricity and shag like a teenager, keep that in mind. :wink:
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