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Wine or Water?? .... or in my case Tequila =)

Postby Kristyn » Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:28 pm

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter
of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop..

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting..

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit!.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!
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Postby yialousa1971 » Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:34 pm

Boil the water, thats the answer!
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Postby bill cobbett » Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:49 pm

Many a truth said in jest?

Back in the the 19th Century, here in London, hundreds of people were dead of Cholera.

In a very famous study, a chap called Snow determined the source as a contaminated public water supply, and he also reported that the workers in a local brewery never succumbed to the deadly illness, cos they drank only beer, at home and at work.
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Re: Wine or Water?? .... or in my case Tequila =)

Postby Phill » Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:33 pm

Kristyn wrote:As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter
of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop..

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting..

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit!.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!


Hic!!! :oops: I totllyies aggrreee wiv yoou on thhat!! hic... :lol:
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