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Postby cannedmoose » Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:51 pm

5 secrets to romantic happiness

1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, cooks and cleans and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.

4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. It is important that these four men never meet
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Postby petethegreek » Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:53 pm

Hey, hey, hey! Ur getting good at this.

9/10

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby city » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:02 pm

Old, but still gold. 9/10 :D
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Postby cannedmoose » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:18 pm

Blimey, I'm on a roll here... no doubt I'll bugger it up in a minute... :D
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Postby city » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:31 pm

:-) Don't get to excited moosey! :-)

What means "bugger" in this contenx btw?
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Postby cannedmoose » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:47 pm

city wrote::-) Don't get to excited moosey! :-)

What means "bugger" in this contenx btw?


Cheeky city mou... :D
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Postby city » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:55 pm

cannedmoose wrote:
city wrote::-) Don't get to excited moosey! :-)

What means "bugger" in this contenx btw?


Cheeky city mou... :D


??? :-( Is that the answer to my question, which was serious, or the reply to my first line?
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Postby cannedmoose » Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:15 am

city wrote:
cannedmoose wrote:
city wrote::-) Don't get to excited moosey! :-)

What means "bugger" in this contenx btw?


Cheeky city mou... :D


??? :-( Is that the answer to my question, which was serious, or the reply to my first line?


Oh, sorry city mou, I thought you were being facetious in the way that we used to bug source... :D Forgot that sometimes I need to explain my english colloquialisms.

'Bugger it up' in this sense means 'screw up', 'ruin', 'make a balls-up'

Hope that makes sense... off to bed, sleep well city and everyone else. Kalinixta sas re
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Postby demetriou_74 » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:43 am

MAKE WAY THE NEW EDDIE MURPHY IS COMING
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Postby cannedmoose » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:44 am

:lol:
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