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[yialousa1971]

Dmitry Christofias, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all die on the same day and for reasons only God knows they all go to hell...


While there, they spy a red phone at the... reception and ask what the phone is for.


The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth, but explains calls are expensive due to the long distance.


Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes about unfinished bussines.


When he finished the call the devil informs him that the cost of it is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque grudgingly.


Next Queen Elizabeth calls London and talks to King Charles for 30 minutes.


When she finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million pounds, so the rich Queen writes him a cheque with a smile.


Finally President Christofias gets his turn and talks for 4 hours to comrades at the AKEL headquarters.


When he finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call Cyprus anytime he feels like it... When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Christofias got to call to Cyprus for free.


The devil calmy replies: "Since Christofias became President, Cyprus has gone to hell, so it's a local call and it's for free"...

[Malapapa]

Dmitry Christofias, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all die on the same day and for reasons only God knows they all go to hell...


While there, they spy a red phone at the... reception and ask what the phone is for.


The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth, but explains calls are expensive due to the long distance.


Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes about unfinished bussines.


When he finished the call the devil informs him that the cost of it is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque grudgingly.


Next Queen Elizabeth calls London and talks to King Charles for 30 minutes.


When she finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million pounds, so the rich Queen writes him a cheque with a smile.


Finally President Christofias gets his turn and talks for 4 hours to comrades at the AKEL headquarters.


When he finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call Cyprus anytime he feels like it... When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Christofias got to call to Cyprus for free.


The devil calmy replies: "Since Christofias became President, Cyprus has gone to hell, so it's a local call and it's for free"...

[Oracle]

We are NOT amused!

[YFred]

Dmitry Christofias, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all die on the same day and for reasons only God knows they all go to hell...


While there, they spy a red phone at the... reception and ask what the phone is for.


The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth, but explains calls are expensive due to the long distance.


Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes about unfinished bussines.


When he finished the call the devil informs him that the cost of it is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque grudgingly.


Next Queen Elizabeth calls London and talks to King Charles for 30 minutes.


When she finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million pounds, so the rich Queen writes him a cheque with a smile.


Finally President Christofias gets his turn and talks for 4 hours to comrades at the AKEL headquarters.


When he finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call Cyprus anytime he feels like it... When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Christofias got to call to Cyprus for free.


The devil calmy replies: "Since Christofias became President, Cyprus has gone to hell, so it's a local call and it's for free"...